Mutuals, inbox me and I’ll send you my address so you can come kill me 😍😍

kellmichele:

the universe has a crazy way of working out and right now i need to just trust that

jiluan:

some of you fucking sickos on here: la dee da when i get off work i am going to sit down and watch a tv show in my roomn for fun

me: when im done polishing my wheat sickle im going to sit my naked ass down cross legged on the bare ground and meditate for 10 hours until i am someone new

mmilhouse:

i love coming home at the end of the day and untying the ribbon around my neck that holds my head on

hyrude:

u ever have cravings that are like “you WILL eat a rice krispies treat or there will be consequences. you have 24 hours”

loviely:

i wanna be loved……. like overwhelmingly loved….

pseudo-tumor:

Better find another superstition

pearlescentbirdmom:

[to any deity in particular]: Hi. I’ve brought shitty alcohol, two electric candles, a chocolate bar, my many issues, and an undying love for you. Can you help me un-fuck myself?

[deity]: sighs deeply

Tell me why I still couldnt sleep all night after a whole bottle of wine, an undisclosed amount of clonidine and a shit ton of trazadone

acharliebrownchristmas:

Human beings be like I must create something or i will kill myself

milvertons:

that wasn’t very new wave of you 

lesbwian:

fuck jobs i just wanna be a gay vampire